This Is What I Got Out Of Bed For?

Let's see...tall obnoxious female, 2 kids (known as the Orclings until further notice!) a gem of a husband (Draggyn), 2 1 dogs,2 cats,12change this to Too Many To List guinea pigs, 1 rat, 1 hamster and 2 gerbil,1 rabbits, enough plants to qualify for an eco-habitat.....our house is a very very very fine house, with 2 cats in the yard, life used to be so hard....a job most people think is cheating cause I get paid to play with stuff pretty much and lots n lots more that you're just gonna have to read about if ya really wanna know

The Players In My Game Of Life:
Draggyn - beloved husband and my centering force
O'1 - eldest daughter...16 years old and referred to as the Orclette
O'2 - younger daughter...13 years of abusing mommy here...Orcling!
Orclings - my demon spawn...hence the O'1 and O'2 for short
OFBD - Old Fat Black Dog AKA Bumper...16 yr old beagle pointer mix...the fart machine - He left this world 8/20/06
Tucker - Meatball Doberman, another rescued dog that's been with us since November 2003 Died March 20th, 2010
The Redneck - or TFR *the F***ing Redneck* - my father in law that lived with us for 5 hell filled years and is now in his own place
Scum Mutt 1 - The Redneck's untrained, unmanagable, ill mannered mini daschund..I seriously dislike this dog.
Time to update!
Youngest is now 16. Eldest jumped ship and moved in with butthead last August - our home hasn't been this peaceful in years!
Grifter the dobe joined us in July 2010 after we lost Tucker. We love him very much. His birthday is May 31, 2009
The Trucker - Draggyn's older brother, currently in Michigan as far as we know
Scum Mutt 2 - The trucker's mutt...doxie chihuahua mix. Another non-housebroken hyper active annoyance who's usually coverd with fleas. this dog disappeared somehow and we're not sure how
Gilbert - my beloved Shepherd/wolf hybrid who was ripped from my heart October 2003
Mom - that would be my mommy...widowed in Feb 2004 and trying to get her life together.
HWSRN - former employer *He Who Shall Remain Nameless* definate nut case...high maintanence male
Reuben - current boss and another nut...this man needs lithium badly
John - Boss #2 and walking quualude
Stephanie - Former coworker and friend, partner in crime, and my sanity at work
Butthead - my exhusband and the sperm donor responsable for my orclings, OK he did ONE thing right in his life
The Skank/Skankerella/Scumby/Scumbalina - Butthead's current leech. This woman can only be described as "rode hard and put away wet" total sleaze
The Tree Trunk - The Skank's youngest child...an OBNOXIOUS 5 yr old female who'd as wide as she is tall
The Bastard Child - The Skank's 15 yr old son by a different father than the TT...this one's father is now passed on from a drug overdose.
she's now out of the picture?? Apparently butthead said enough when she broke into his house high on crack and trashed the place...after being in jail for 2 years. She STILL doesn't have custody of her daughter btw
The Elf - my former roomate and partner in crime...I'm 6'2" she's maybe 5' tall LOL we get in a LOT of trouble together AKA rj1218
Joan - new co-worker, definate good people. We get along great =)

Now I'm at Dog Days Daycare, and I love my job still =) We have another cat in the house...Banzai the South Jersey Swamp Cat who will be 2 August 10th 2011,
we're breeding and showing guinea pigs - mostly white crested and having a great time doing so. We travel a lot for shows and have fun!
Life isn't all that bad - we have our ups and downs and it would be a lot easier with a little bit more money coming in but we'll survive.

*** if I missed anyone leave a comment in the entry I used them in and I'll add them here****
THANKS!!

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